SELLER: Scott
BaioLOCATION:
Encino, CA
PRICE: $2,895,000
SIZE: 4,403 square feet, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms
YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Listen chickens, Your Mama and the Dr.
Cooter decided to take a last minute vacation so we're phoning this in while sitting next to the swimming pool of a lovely Albert Frey designed house in Palm Springs. That's right. Palms Springs where it's all greys, gays, grey gays most of whom look like gym toned strips of bacon with diamond earrings and pedicures.
Anyhoo, being on a much needed and earned vacation, we're gonna keep things as brief as we can without leaving the children with a complete case of the celebrity real estate
withdrawls.
Thanks to several sources who have contacted us by way of covert communique over the last few days, we've learned that Scott
Baio, better known perhaps as
Chachi Arcola from the 1970 and 80s situation comedy
Happy Days, recently listed his house in
Encino, CA with an asking price of $2,895,000.
Mister
Chachi first appeared on the silver screen with
ladee lasagna Jodie Foster in the fierce Alan Parker version of
Bugsy Malone in 1976. If any of you children haven't seen it, run out and rent it or
NetFlix it or whatever it is you kids do nowadays. He then went on to his seminal role on
Happy Days that lead, of course, to an unfortunate spin-off called
Joanie Loves Chachi. That program ran one season–and one season too long–before it was canceled and Mister
Chachi to the greener television pasture of
Charles In Charge, which, frankly, was of no better quality but none the less ran a shocking 126 episodes according to the
Internet Movie Data Base.
The next 15 years were celebrity purgatory for Mister
Baio. He did appear in a number of situation comedies we've never heard of during those years but he was a unquestionably better known in Tinseltown as
cocksman of epic proportions dating–or screwing–everyone from Beverly
D'AngeloBrooke Shields,
tErin Moran, Heather
Locklear,
Mogan Fairchild, Nicolette Sheridan, Lesley Ann Warren, Pamela Anderson, Liza
Minelli, and Denise Richards, just to name of few of the bigger name females he's seen in the
nood. He even dated Kristy
McNichol and Jodie Foster. Make of that what you will children. In 2005 Mister
Chachi appeared in a 4 episode arc on the brilliant but canceled
Arrested Development and then, in 2007, he popped up with a reality program titled
Scott Baio is 45...and Single. Your Mama, who will watch any damn reality program at least one time, found the show to be utterly pointless other than as a vehicle to restart a career that had all but died. Plus, he wasn't single, he had a
ladee friend named Renee to whom he is now married and making babies with.
Anyhoo, property records show that Mister
Baio bought his house in
Encino way back in 1994 paying $1,385,000 for the single story residence located on the same street that sinking star Ashlee Simpson used to live on before she got too big for her britches and moved to Beverly Hills.
Both property records and listing information indicate the 4,403 square foot residence, situated at the tail end of a gated driveway, sits on just over an acre and includes 4 bedrooms, each with a private
pooper, plus an additional half
pooper for guests.
From the looks of things, the interior spaces were done up in a not very successfull Kelly
Wearstler-lite meets 1995 sort of style with dark hardwood floors,
tur-
qwaze and swimming pool blue walls in the living and dining rooms, white tufted leather sofas and dining room chairs and at least one Arne Jacobson
Egg Chair in white leather that we'd bet our long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly are imitations and not the real thing. It's all rather theatrical and oddly feminine and looks like it's trying (and not succeeding) to look like the lobby of a trend boo-
teek hotel. This is not a good look puppies. Despite the off-center fireplace in the living room, it's not the bones of the house that are the real problem, but the suspicious day-fore. Fortunately that will go with the Mister and Missus
Chachi when they decamp to their next home.
Just off the formal living room is the family room with it's leopard print carpeting and Z
Gallerie brown micro-suede sectional sofa. The kitchen, all 1990s white glossy cabinetry, gray speckled granite counter tops and chunky stainless steel appliances, has an adjacent, glassy breakfast room outfitted with a cool on the footsies flagstone floor, a circular rug from
Ikea, a round glass topped table and a couple of hanging paper lantern lights that were a decorative mistake from the get go. The children will note Mister and Missus Chachi's wee Pomeranian puppy tucked into its little dog bed in the corner.
Much of the back of the house opens to the back yard through floor to ceiling sliding glass doors. The grounds consist of a couple of terraces near the house, expansive lawns, planted gardens, an elevated swimming pool, built-in barbecue area, tennis court,
koi pond and a gazebo all done up with a projector and flat screen tee-
vees.
There were loads of rumors and reports in early 2008, including
right here on Your Mama's little online endeavor, that Mister and Missus
Chachi had gone and purchased an ass-
uglee architectural atrocity in
Encino. It seems that on his reality program he and the missus visited a hideous 5 bedroom and 5.5
pooper property on Strawberry Drive and during the visit Mister
Chachi moaned and groaned about the mortgage payments. However, Your Mama can find no evidence Mister and Missus
Chachi actually bought or moved into the house. They were, quite simply, making "reality" tee-
vee.
It seems now, given that their house in on the open market, Mister and Missus Chachi have finally gotten serious about moving. Will Mister Scott Baio remain a valley boy or will Missus Scott Baio encourage a move to Brentwood or one of the other more swish zip codes on the other side of the hills?
source: Ewing / Sotheby's International Realty via Redfin
