Monday, February 28, 2011

Staging our Home Step 2 :: The Pre-Listing Inspection


Mac, from The BrickKicker came by this weekend.

BrickKicker Home Inspection

Before he started his inspection, I asked him if I could follow him around and take pictures
and talk about what he was doing.
(Everything that happens around here is subject to be blogged about.)
He was accommodating and didn't act annoyed at all
by the chick with the Canon stalking him.


We plan on listing our home on March 1, 2012 (one year from today)!


Our first step to staging was to re-finance our home.
To read more about our 2011 goals for staging and selling our house, click here.


As a home stager, I highly recommend one BEFORE you even begin to stage.

What are the benefits of a Pre-Listing Inspection?

  • It minimizes the time a house spends on the market by providing proof of the home’s condition.
  • Gives prospective buyers assurance that their future home has been inspected by a professional.
  • Allows you time to correct problems at your own budget and time table. 
  • It promotes a sense of trust with your buyers.
  • Real estate professionals can better determine the fair listing price based on the true physical condition of the home.
  • It follows the principle: Do unto others as you would have done unto you. Wouldn't you want a home you're considering buying to be in excellent condition, instead of finding "surprises" later?




So, BrickKicker Mac not only kicked the bricks,
he climbed on the roof using his neato adjustable ladder.







While on our roof, he discovered that our metal chimney crown doesn't slope away
from the center, which will cause rust and leakage.


While outside, he checked out our HVAC units which we were sure would need to be replaced
because they are 10 years old.


However, Mac told us that the typical life expectancy for HVACs is 15-20 years, 
and to replace them simply because they "look" 10 years old isn't necessary, 
at the time of selling, they just need to be in proper working order.





He poked around in the attic, where he observed something distressing.



The water heater "flue pipe" 
(which carries the EXTREMELY HOT natural gases that heat our water
& goes up through the house and out the roof)
came detached and the pipe had fallen back inside our attic!
The end of the pipe was aimed toward our inner roof.


The wood is charred and black where the end of the pipe had been.


Mac said that if it were any closer to the wood roof, it would have caught fire!


Yikes!

(Mac put the pipe back in its proper location, while he was inspecting it! How nice of him!)


(We store all our empty boxes for gadgets and gizmos up here a.k.a. kindling.)

Out in the garage, he fired up the water heater.







Mac checked out the house's wiring in the fuse box which he said,
"was done by a lazy electrician."
There are multiple "neutral wires" per screw, and there should only be one wire per screw.




While in the basement, Mac and my hubby, Mark, have a serous talk about Radon
(hence Mark's wide-eyed glare).


46% of all basements test high for Radon.



What is Radon and why should we care?

Radon is a radioactive gas that is found in homes all over the United States. 


It comes from the breakdown of uranium in soil, rock and water and gets into the air you breathe. Radon typically moves up through the ground,  into your home through cracks and holes in the foundation. Your home can trap radon inside.
Indoor radon gas is the second-leading cause of lung cancer in the United States and breathing it over prolonged periods can present a significant health risk to families all over the country. It's important to know that this threat is completely preventable. Radon can be detected with a simple test and fixed through well-established venting techniques.

Any home can have a radon problem. This means new and old homes, well-sealed and drafty homes, and homes with or without basements. 



 More info on Radon in a home:




Mac observed minor rot in a few areas (1"). Not bad for a 10-year old deck.
We use Cabot Stain, in the color Red Oak. Cabot is rated the best by Consumer Reports.





While Mac searched for my secret chocolate stash to no avail made sure all the hinges worked,
he gave us some advice about our appliances and the keeping or replacing of them when we sell.
While I had originally though we ought to change all the appliances to stainless steel,
he told us that our appliances are well-kept and don't need to be changed.
In fact, it would be a waste of money to replace them, 
and our kitchen fit the look of the rest of the house and our neighborhood.




So, while I thought we should change out all the appliances to stainless steel,
we don't think we will now.
We will get a new dishwasher, but that's all.






Our report from Mac (which we got back the very next day!) didn't contain any major issues,
and now we have a list to work from.
He gave us peace of mind to know what does and doesn't need to be done.
We are relieved because, a few things that we thought were major issues really weren't.
We will be saving some money NOT buying some high ticket appliances.
It was a good day.


Mac was in our home for 4 hours answering questions and sharing his knowledge with us.




Thank you, Mac.





(Love a man that takes his shoes off before traipsing through your house!)


My hubby, Mark, gets the repair list and I get the decor list...
Off we go...














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In Other London Property News

The British property tabs are abuzz with whispers and reports that American movie star and notorious man-eater Kate Hudson bought a £4,000,000 in North London where she plans to settle down with Muse frontman Matt Bellamy and the child they're soon to bring into the world out of wedlock. Scandale!

Anyhoo, details are pretty damn slim and at this point we're not even sure there's a shred of veracity to this particular bit real estate gossip but the story goes that the happy couple will move into the mews-style house after a renovation that's to include a nursery–natch–games room and guest bedrooms for Miss Hudson's super star mother Goldie Hawn and still quite fetching stepfather Kurt Russell.

Some reports indicate that couple also poked around Cornwall for a holiday home. Your Mama happens to to have heard through the celebrity real estate gossip grapevine that Miss Hudson and Mister Bellamy toured at least one house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles several weeks back. However, we'd would bet our long bodied bitches Linda and Beverly that Miss Hudson has no real plans to sell or move from her longtime home in the upscale enclave of Pacific Palisades, CA.

Miss Hudson and Mister Bellamy–who wore the most amazing sparkly silver suit at the 2011 Grammy Awards a few weeks ago–have been dating less than a year after they reportedly met at Coachella, the music and art festival that goes down in the desert about 20 miles south of Palm Springs, CA.

We're skeptical about this one puppies but we'll just have to wait and see how this real estate story plays itself out.

Address to Impress - Home of the Week, 8916 Estribo Circle in Benbrook, Texas

Yes, I know, I am a day late again.  I've been out of town a lot which has messed up my whole schedule!  Regardless, here is this week's late Address to Impress Home of the Week.  Located right across Highway 820 from Montserrat sits La Cantera at Team Ranch, yet another affluent subdivision.  Within the large wooden gates is this home, 8916 Estribo Circle.  The very palatial French residence is situated on 1.00 acre and boasts 7,135 sq. feet of living space.  The home is at the very back of a small circle drive along with 4 other newer homes.  The 1 acre is complete with great curb appeal and an eye-catching home.  Built in 2007, the residence includes 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, an office with fireplace, multi-level media theater, several wall murals, wood features, an outdoor living area, half basketball court, 800 sq. foot pool house, 4 car garage with gated driveway, and more.  The only thing I see wrong with this home is the noise - the home directly backs up to the service road of Highway 820 near Interstate 20.  If you want to grow a family and wouldn't be bothered by the sound of fast moving cars and emergency vehicles, then this home is a perfect match for you!






Thanks for reading,

Billionaire Bernie Ecclestone Wants to Unload in Chelsea



SELLER: Bernie Ecclestone
LOCATION: London, U.K.
PRICE: £14,000,000
SIZE: 4,175 square feet 3-4 bedrooms, 4.5 bathrooms

YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Itty-bitty British billionaire Bernie Ecclestone may indeed be a controversial character with an Andy Warhol style hair-don't he's also a real estate baller. Once upon a time, in the not so distant real estate past, the bantam billionaire paid a panty-knotting and eye-popping £50,000,000 for an immense pile in Central London that overlooks London's Kensington Palace and previously served as both the Russian and Egyptian embassies.

However and alas, his then wife, a much younger 6-foot 2-inch former Armani model from Croatia named Slavica , apparently didn't care much for the palatial pad and reportedly refused–or declined–to move into the house that includes 20-car underground parking and a private damn hair salon. Word to the wise: It's best to consult your spouse when spending 70 or eighty million smackers on a new house. In 2004, three years after buying but never occupying the 15-bedroom beast, the Formula One race car honcho sold the the place at a significant profit for £57,000,000 to steel tycoon Lakshmi Mittal. Brace yourselves butter beans because according to our trusty currency conversion contraption that works itself out to a stratospheric $91,835,000 at today's rates, a figure that does not read as the price of a private residence but rather the GDP of an impoverished country.

Theirs was a cliché romance and marriage–she a striking young filly with a taste for the good life and he a petite billionaire old enough to be her father and with money to burn–but it endured an impressive 24 years and produced a pair of statuesque daughters. Mister and Missus Ecclestone publicly split in 2008 and the following year spun through the court of dee-vorce where Missus Ecclestone became ex-Missus Ecclestone and received a settlement rumored and widely reported to be in range of a billion bucks. Not such bad work if you can get it, no?
As far as Your Mama knows–and we really know so very little–Mister Ecclestone's primary residence in London remains the staid if somewhat mousy-looking mansion (above) that overlooks upscale Chelsea Square. Mister Ecclestone's mansion happens to be directly across the street from a converted art school building where he owns a lavish cond0-crib that recently reappeared on the market with an asking price of £14,000,000. That's $22,556,000 at today's rates for all us folks the good ol' U.S. of A.

The big-spending octogenarian billionaire reportedly paid £6,875,000 for the first-floor spread in June of 2006. A few quick calculations shows that comes to 11,076,600 U.S. bucks at today's rates. The apartment was previously reported to have been occasionally used by ex-Missus Ecclestone and the former couple's towering twenty-something year daughters Petra and Tamara. A little more on the real estate shenanigans of those globe-trotting glamazons to come.

Listing information and marketing materials for the Mister Ecclestone's contemporary condo show it measures a mini-mansion-sized 4,175 square feet and includes 3-4 bedrooms and 4.5 poopers. Although the apartment is only on the first floor–that's the second floor for all us posies across the pond–two elevators open directly into a gracious but far from grand entrance hall.

The main living spaces include an oddly-shaped but quite commodious reception room that stretches 37-feet at its widest point and has dark hardwood floors, built-in bookshelves, a fireplace and a series of floor to-ceiling windows and French doors that open to a terrace at the back of the building. The adjacent formal dining room was done-up by the nice, gay decorator in what we think of as a South Beach boo-teek hotel-style. The walls are painted with the identical shade of dusty-blush as the floor to ceiling draperies that help but do not completely disguise the wonky shape of the room.

The clean-lined eat-in kitchen has plenty of room for a private chef to whip up a gourmet meal for 20 and includes integrated appliances, a separate utility room and pantry and a television mounted between the two large windows that overlook Manresa Road. The muted palette of gray counter tops and striated chocolate and caramel colored cabinetry gets anemically enlivened with a trio of baby-blue stools pulled up to the large work island lit by a couple of chandeliers that look a little like jellyfish or, perhaps, space ships beaming cones of light down on earth.

Two modest-size guest rooms with windows on the street-side of the building each have well-appointed but, unfortunately, windowless en suite facilities. The sizable master suite contains a long entrance hall off of which are a large bedroom, custom-fitted closet and dressing room plus additional closets and storage space, a pair of über-luxe but windowless bathrooms and an adjacent room that could be used as an office, sitting room, gym, Pilates studio, or as a small-ish.

The swanky condo is fitted with all the high-tech hoo-has and doo-dads one can expect in a recently renovated London residence that costs twenty-something million bucks. These features include, according to listing information, an integrated music/television system, electronically controlled curtains and blinds, air conditioning and filtration systems, and radiant heat throughout. The condo comes complete with two private parking spots and the fancy building offers large communal gardens and 24-hour porterage, which means wealthy residents of the building need never carry groceries or baggage from their car to their condo. The yearly fees associated with the unit amount to a reported £60,000 per year. That's nearly eight U.S. smackers per month. Lawhd, people, it makes Your Mama's weak heart skip a damn beat to think of coughing up eight grand a month just so we didn't have to open up the door to the damn building or carry our own groceries.

Both Mister Ecclestone's Chelsea Square mansion and his condominium across the street are mere real estate child's play when it comes to the residential circumstances of his young socialite daughters Petra and Tamara. The elder Ecclestone off-spring, 26-year old Tamara, is reported to be on the precipice of the purchase of a £45,000,000 property in Kensington Palace Gardens, the same swish and super-secure enclave in Central London as the above mentioned monster-manse that Lakshmi Mittal bought from Poppa Ecclestone a few years back. That's a heart-stopping $72,501,300 for all us Americanos. Young Miss Ecclestone–who already owns a behemoth bachelorette pad in hoity-toity Belgravia, and her live-in stockbroker man-beau–will soon be hosting backyard barbecues for the slew of neighboring billionaires who include a Saudiroyal or two, Russian-American business tycoonLeonard Blavatnik and British real estate mogul Jonathan Hunt.

When Your Mama and the Dr. Cooter moved into our far more modest Hollywood Hills abode the neighbors were all very sweet and brought over welcoming gestures such as a tin of home made cookies or a bottle of wine. What, pray tell, does one bring over as a housewarming gift to a 26-year old girl with a 70+ million dollar house? A Mercedes? An Hermès Birkin bag? A minimum-wage worker whose salary is paid up for a year?
In December of 2010 word slipped down the international real estate gossip grapevine that the younger Ecclestone daughter, 22-year old Petra, shelled out a knee-buckling and equilibrium-upsetting £66,000,000 to acquire Sloane House, a monumental Grade II-listed mansion near London's natty and nabobish Sloane Square. That, chickdereeos, amounts to well over $100,000,000 at today's currency conversion rates. When she completes renovations and moves into the mall-sized her new neighbors will reportedly include Mick Jagger, Jemima Khan and Elizabeth Hurley.

Believe it or not, hunnies, Mister Ecclestone has publicly insisted that his daughters, neither of whom appear to have jobs, are not spoiled. Bitch, pleeze. It's your money to spend as you wish Mister Ecclestone, but we beg to differ. Any 22-year old gal with a seventy million dollar house the size of a tsarist-palace paid for by mumsy and daddy is unquestionably and irretrievably spoiled. There really are not two ways about that Mister Ecclestone. There just isn't.

There are scads of reports that suggest that in addition to his London property holdings Mister Ecclestone also owns the so-called Chalet Le Lion in Switzerland's glittery aprés-ski resort of Gstaad. We would be shocked clean out of our Chelsea boots if that was the extent of his personal property portfolio.

exterior photo: Knight Harwood
interior listing photos: Aylesford
photo (Sloane House): Beauchamp Estates

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