The scuttlebutt baby seems to have been birthed on the US magazine website that quoted an unnamed "witness" as saying that Mister Woods introduced himself as "the new neighbor." The story was quickly picked up but the kind folks at Curbed who speculated that the 34-year old golf phenom might choose a celebrity packed building such as the Superior Ink in the West Village that has celeb friendly amenities such as a residents only indoor parking garage for discreet entries and exits. Curbed quickly added an update to their report that a CNBC sports business reporter tweeted that the stories of Tiger's new New York City digs were not true.
The next gossip cowboy to ride the rumor was the NY Daily News who reported that Mister Woods was seen unloading boxes and golf clubs from a double parked BMW and into an unidentified Hudson Street building. Never one to walk away from a pretty face–or large mammaries–Mister Woods allegedly stopped to pet the puppy of the very same "pretty brunette" who tattled to the Daily News about Mister Woods' alleged new bachelor pad in the West Village.

In other Tiger Woods related real estate news, former squeeze Rachel Uchitel–who was reportedly paid ten million big ones by Mister Woods to keep her luscious lips shut–reportedly wants to purchase a newly renovated 3 bedroom and 3 pooper Park Avenue apartment priced at $1,995,000. The problem is, according to the tabs, the condo board is getting all persnickety and balking at the notion of having such a notorious (and alleged) home wrecker as Miss Uchitel living up in their midst.
Honestly chickens, Your Mama didn't know nor do we think that the board of a condominium building gets a say on who can or can not buy an apartment in the building. Of course Your Mama don't know a cook book from a cup of coffee but it's our understanding that that particular privilege of black balling potential apartment buyers–iffin anyone wants to call it a privilege–is the exclusive domain of the boards of co-operative buildings and not condo buildings.

The children may recall that in December of 2009 Your Mama dissed and dis-cussed Miss Uchitel's ground floor 2 bedroom and 2 pooper apartment at the Turnberry Place condo complex in Las Vegas, NV that she had–and still has–on the market with an asking price of $1,350,000.
For what it's worth–and it ain't worth a penny–we just find it sort of strange that Mister Woods might even want to maintain a residence in the very same city where Rachel Uchitel is allegedly trying to set down some real estate roots. But then again, what city could Tiger Woods live or spend time where he hasn't already gotten in trouble for schtupping a stripper, porn star, or a star fucker?
photos: Property Shark
listing floorplan: Corcoran
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